Immediately when you get home from the honeymoon, this is what marriage is like.

you can take the girl out of the bar, but you can't take the bartender out of the girl.

one ticket to disassociate in europe pls.

Seeing into the future isn't all that it's cracked up to be... 🔮

Calling all airlines to party like Nanette Fabray parties 🎉

"It's Going to Be Great for Everyone"

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